Tag Archives: political humor

Obama Turns to Bankers for Vice Presidential Choices

BOCA RATON, Florida.  His selection as the Democratic Party’s presidential nominee finally assured, Illinois Senator Barack Obama has turned his attention to the politically critical task of choosing his running mate, meeting here yesterday with the American Bankers Association to kick off the process. “Nobody knows vice presidents like bankers,” said Lloyd Carter, Assistant Vice President at the Schaumberg, Illinois-based…

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New York Times Headline Riddle

Consider this your Friday afternoon frivolity. Read the short story below and guess the New York Times headline. A motorcycle rider is passing by the zoo when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside, to devour her before the eyes…

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Foreign Look AT U.S. Election

(“Now that right there is funny, I don’t care who you are….” – promoted by EaBo Clipper) Making the rounds on the internet these days is this gem: “We in Denmark cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an election. On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, and a…

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