Sorry for the delay in offering my periodic global warming updates, but due to the recent barrage of snow storms I have been unable to take time away from shoveling to produce the updates.
First let me begin by offering that Boston has an average monthly snowfall total in February of 10.9 inches. That is the average for February in Boston. So far this February Boston has exceeded 30 inches of snow, or roughly 3 times the average amount already and the month is only approximately half over. In the Blizzard of 2013 alone the city received snow totals of 24.9 inches.
Of course, progressives explain that this massive amount of snow is a further sign of how hot it is getting. You see, as progressives explain it – hot air holds moisture and then dumps it all on cities across America in big storms instead of little storms. I guess I might ask if this would not explain the blizzard of ’78 or the blizzard of ’38? And if so wouldn’t it suggest that this always happens and is not a sign of global warming? And wouldn’t the two little snow storms we had over the weekend suggest that all is fine? But, progressives belong to a world where up is down, in is out, and hot is cold. It’s Bizarro World in their minds…And afterall, the people they are brainwashing aren’t old enough to remember ’78 and certainly not ’38.
As a further update, it has been widely reported that as many as 40,000 people marched in Washington DC last week to protest global warming. Mainstream media ‘guestimated’ the crowd size at betwen 35,000 and 40.000 people. But what we find is that a true estimate, calculated by someone actually counting the number of people per linear foot and then multiplying that by the length of the march, and the result was NOT 40,000, but rather 4,000. The total was one-tenth the estimates of the mainstream media…. Gee surprise suprise…
Mind you, this protest was billed as the “LARGEST GLOBAL WARMING PROTEST EVER SCHEDULED”.
Silly how they overestimate some things, isn’t it? But the silliest comment recently was offered by a CNN anchorwoman Deborah Feyerick while interviewing Bill Nye the Science Guy. She offered the question as to whether the recent asteroid pass that has been widely reported was a symptom of global warming.
“Talk about something else that’s falling from the sky and that is an asteroid. What’s coming our way? Is this an effect of, perhaps, of global warming, or is this just some meteoric occasion?” CNN’s Deborah Feyerick asked Bill “The Science Guy” Nye, head of the Planetary Society, in a Saturday segment.
So you see, according to the global warming alarmists, manmade global warming is not just ruining the earth, it is causing chaos across the universe. It is causing meteors to travel thru space narrowly avoiding planets like our own. This is the distorted logic and silly rationale of the global warming moonbats. Global Warming has evolved into Climate Change, but maybe now it should be Universal Meteors and Warming Change.
Not to be outdone – Pravda, affectionately known as the ‘news source for the Massachusetts Congressional delegation’, now claims that earthworms are a big part of the global warming problem. And with a population boom ready to occur in the earthworm world we are all in big trouble.
Human beings are not the only creatures on Earth who cause the climate of the planet to change. Ordinary earthworms also make a significant contribution to global warming. Scientists believe that in the next few decades, the population of earthworms will experience a real boom.
Really, does the insanity stop? Are we really going to encourage federal spending in the US, Russia and every other ‘one-born-every-minute’ burueacracy in the world to fight earthworms? WTF?
My message to the people on the left – what the hell are you doing? Do you realize that your obsession with global warming is going to ruin this country? You are going to force federal politicians to go along with this silly theory that hot is a sign of cold, and snow is a sign of heat. You want us to spend trillions to monitor earthworm populations, drive cars that explode, and use lightbulbs filled with mercury. You have lost touch with reality as evidenced by your unquestionable contradictions. I used to think progressives were just annoying, but now I think they are dangerous to themselves and others. Please stop the insanity.
You mock anyone that questions Barack Obama’s country of birth, but without batting an eye you fully accept that snow is a result of global warming, and meteors from outer space are caused by people driving too many SUVs. Please stop and think about things before you act further! You are dangerous. For the sake of your children stop the foolishness.