Republicans Praise Obama for Offering Bold Vision to Thwart

I thought you folks might appreciate ANDY BOROWITZ  this morning. Now all you have to do is prioritize which idea to thwart first!!

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)-Congressional Republicans heaped fulsome praise on President Obama’s second Inaugural Address today, saying that it had given them a detailed list of things to thwart over the next four years.

“My big fear was that the speech would be full of vague platitudes that wouldn’t be helpful to us in plotting against him,” said House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio). “Once he started offering details of what he actually hoped to accomplish, though, I realized we had hit the mother lode.”

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