1. Her campaign site said she wants to help the middle class keep the mortgages on their teepees.
2. She said she is tired of the ‘Chiefs’ in the 1%.
3. She told us she got her first job at the age of 9 papoose-sitting the child across the street.
4. Her business card says ‘Professor – Harvard Squaw School’.
5. Her campaign Manager said she was ready to face the ‘slings and arrows’ of a race for Senate.
6. As a teenager she drove a MG, but she wanted a Mustang.
7. As head of the CFPB, she was going to get her family’s $24 back for Manhattan.
8. She said anyone that wouldn’t vote for her was a ‘Hopiphobe’.
9. It has been raining ever since she started dancing around the subject of her lineage.
10. Every time she enters a town hall style meeting she yells ‘Geronimo’.