The worst job in the world: Working the phone banks for Martha

(“ALMOST! IT’S ALMOST.” – promoted by Garrett Quinn)

One of the joys of having been a D.I.N.O  (Democrat-in-name-only) is that I got to keep my friends close and my enemies closer. As a D.I.N.O I’m still on the phone lists that Martha’s apparently using.

How do I know?

Well just seconds ago I got a call from a phone bank. It was live (which surprised me but then why would you alienate your base with a Robo call at this stage.

I picked up the phone

“Hi I’m calling on behalf of Martha Coakley.”

“Hello”

“Will you be voting on Tuesday?

MOST DEFINITELY!

“Will you be voting for Martha Coakley”

MOST DEFINITELY NOT!

“I’m sorry to hear that.”

Click.

Some jobs really suck.

I have been waiting for years for something like this. I can’t describe the feeling. But it’s almost as good as sex.

About Karl Marx

Left wing libertarian conservative.