Olympic Top Ten List

In honor of Obama humiliating himself with his complete lack of Divine Powers, I present to you the Top Ten Reasons Chicago didn’t get the 2016 Olympics.

10. Dead people can’t vote at IOC meetings

9. Obama distracted by 25 min meeting with Gen. McChrystal

8. Who cares if Obama couldn’t talk the IOC into Chicago? He’ll be able to talk Iran out of nukes.

7. The impediment is Israel still building settlements.

6. Obviously no president would have been able to acomplish it.

5. We’ve been quite clear and said all along that we didn’t want the Olympics.

4. This isn’t about the number of Olympics “lost”, it’s about the number of Olympics “saved” or “created”.

3. Clearly not enough wise Latina judges on the committee

2. Because the IOC is racist.

1. It’s George Bush’s fault.

Hat Tip, NRO’s Corner

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  • benwetmore

  • the President inherited a weak Olympic Bid.

  • It looks like the Daily Machine wont be able to embezzle…er…make any money from the Olympics.

  • Vote3rdpartynow
  • Vote3rdpartynow

    The IOC voted against Barack and Michelle Obama’s bid because they thought it was another ACORN sting and the Obamas were pretending to be a pimp and his hooker.

  • It is a shame that Chicago lost out on the bid to host the 2016 Summer Olympic Games. Conservatives should not be excited about this.

    The problem with the hype over hosting the Olympics is that they only showcase a city and not an entire country. The World Cup is the biggest sporting event in the world and anyone who doesn’t realize this is a fool incapable of looking beyond their navel. If the United States wins the bid to host the 2018 World Cup it will benefit the country as opposed to just a city. Boston, New York, Chicago, Washington, Dallas, Houston, Los Angeles, San Diego, Seattle, Etc. Ever major city in the country will benefit.