Man arrested for murdering a cluster of cells that is definitely NOT alive.…

Authorities say a 37-year-old Los Angeles man has been arrested on suspicion of murder for the death of an unborn child believed to be his.

Police said in a press release that Joshua Woodward was arrested Sunday in Los Angeles and is being held on $2 million bail in a county jail.

Police say the arrest came after an investigation on Monday revealed “suspicious circumstances of a miscarriage.” Investigators estimate the fetus was in its 13th week.

In addition:

Those within 35 feet of Joshua Woodward at the time were arrested for violating his buffer zone.

Joshua Woodward’s services are now available in the Mass Health Connector.

Joshua Woodward has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.

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