John Howard for United States Senate

(BREAKING NEWS: John Howard to Run for US Senate.   – This falls under the: If you announce for a statewide office on RMG, we’re gonna front page it. No endorsement has been made of the candidate. – promoted by EaBo Clipper)

That’s right, I want to be elected to replace Ted Kennedy as the next Senator from Massachusetts, in order to introduce the Egg and Sperm Civil Union Compromise bill to end same-sex marriage nationally, preserve natural conception rights, stop the Brave New World of genetic engineering, and to extend federal recognition as marriages to same-sex couples in state Civil Unions that are defined as “marriage minus conception rights”, and provide that definition as a model for all 50 states to give full protections for same-sex couples without changing marriage.

I have two giant stacks of nomination papers that I need to fill up with signatures, and about two months to do it. I’m obviously going to need help, so I am going to contact the Vote On Marriage people and MassEquality people to seek their support and manpower to achieve the goals of each via the Egg and Sperm Civil Union Compromise.  Everyone here at RedMassGroup who wants to preserve marriage as a man and a woman, please contact me (john) at eggandsperm.org to finally do it.  It won’t be that hard, the VOM people got 170,000 signatures, and they are all available online.  10,000 is hardly any by comparison (but a lot more than 12, which is how many I have so far).

I’ll be a non-party candidate, seeking the votes of all reasonable people on January 19th.

Now, gotta run and get a haircut.

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