“The Boston Globe” and “Dollhouse”

TOP 10 WAYS THE BOSTON GLOBE IS LIKE THE TV SHOW “DOLLHOUSE”

10) Neither are run by Massachusetts locals.

9) Both have the same number of Home Runs as David Ortiz this year.

8) Both are run by evil organizations trying to control the world.

7) Neither covered the “Tea Parties.”

6) Both use fiction to affirm people’s beliefs.

5) Neither has more than 60 minutes of quality content per week.

4) Neither are being bought out by John Henry.

3) Both are in the business of brainwashing people.

2) “Who are 3 people who have never been in my living room?”

1) Either could be cancelled any day now.

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