A post election solution to layoffs

Subject: Good Way To Layoff Workers

Dear Fellow Business Owners

As a Business owner who employs 30 people, I have  resigned myself to the fact that Barack Obama,

will be our next President, and that my Taxes and Fees, will go up in a BIG way.

To compensate for these increases, I figure, that the customer, will have to see an increase in my

fees to them of about, 8%. I will also have to lay off six of my employees. This really bothered me as

I believe we are family here and I didn’t know how to choose who will have to go. So, this is what I did.

I strolled thru the parking lot and found, eight Obama bumper stickers on my employees cars.

I have decided these folks will be the first to be laid off.

I can’t think of another fair way to approach this problem. If you have a better idea, let me know.

I am sending this letter to all business owners that I know.

Sincerely

Ward

JOOA Corp.

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