Garrett3000 Live Blog of US Senate Debate…

8:02pm – Kerry really has a massive head when compared to Beatty.

8:04pm Seriously defend the bailout…wait what?

8:05pm – I NEVER OWNED AIG EVER! But my wife…

8:06pm Wait Kerry wrote legislation? Really?

8:09pm Beatty would’ve killed AIG and the entire auto mobile industry according to RD

…Karl Rove Republicans!!! TURD BLOSSOM!!!

8:10pm John Kerry SAVED AMERICA all by himself.

8:11pm NO! It wasn’t the right thing to do you dope. Holy Shit! Beatty just looked at me and pointed at me with his pen. I be he killed a guy with a pen when he was a Delta-Alpha-Beta-Soupa Force MegaMan Rambo Commando Force Guy

8:13pm Oh punch him in the face already. Jesus.

8:14pm ENERGY QUESTIONS

8:16pm John Kerry was for wind power before he was against it. As long it doesn’t impact his windsurfing…

8:17pm Jeff Beatty hates gas taxes and plugs his website www.Iamnotjohnkerry.com

8:17pm Kerry just got up in Beatty’s face because he only went on vacation for four weeks not five.

8:18pm Kerry looks so pissed off. He clearly doesn’t want to be there.

8:19pmAre high gas prices still a relevant issue? They’re falling like Ford stock.

8:20pm UMASS IS THE FUTURE

8:21pmThere are no Democrats in Jeff Beatty’s family anymore and Jim Braude just made it really awkward for everyone…

SWEET COMMERCIALS!!!

NATALES! I bought a suit there once..

8:22pm THE MESSIAH IS PREACHING CHANGE! I AM CHANGE! CHANGE CHANGE CHANGE CHANGE CHANGE has to be more than a slogan…WAAAAAHHH?H

8:23pm Teddy Bruschi died and came back to life so you should get life insurance…

8:23pm Wicked annoying fat broad from the BPL…SHUT UP

8:23pm OLD MAN MCCAIN!!!! I WANT TO NATIONALIZE EVERYTHING! I WILL EAT YOUR BAD MORTGAGE

CHOMP CHOMP

8:24pm OH SNAP QUESTION 1 JIM BRAUDE See’s Barbara Anderson in the form of Jeff Beatty.

8:26pm I will never raise taxes. Ever. While this giant head next to me will.

8:27pm Jim Braude is planning how to relaunch the progressive income tax in Massachusetts.

8:27pm Liveshot prays everynight that Question 1 will not pass. He believes that everyone will die if Question 1 passes.

8:29pm So taxes help job creation, Kerry?

8:30pm Liveshot says Jeff Beatty wants to kill senior citizens with Property taxes.

8:31pm “Hey Kerry You suck!”

8:31pm RD Salami gets bitched slapped by Kerry “no you can’t let that go…”

8:32pmOH MY GAWWWD head explosion

8:33pm What hell did Jeff Beatty just say? Scatamuush? What? Queen? Waynes World? I am lost.

8:34pmHonesty credits? Are those like carbon credits?

8:36pmJeff Beatty sticks his finger in Kerry’s face…this is awesome.

8:37pm Liveshot: Do you have a plan?

8:37pm Liveshot: Do you have a plan?

8:37pm Liveshot: Do you have a plan?

8:37pm Liveshot: Do you have a plan?

8:37pm Jim Braude not everything requires a government solution

8:38pm EMPIRE STRIKES BACK WITH DATA STAR TREK!

8:39pm Kerry claims he has a plan and now we argue about time…

8:39pm Kerry wants you to throw the bums out. In the cold.

8:39pmJeff Beatty has a huge crush on Sarah Palin…and wants to talk about the Senate race and not how hot Sarah Palin is…”I think Sarah Palin has a great ass…”

8:41pm BREAK Fade out…Beatty drinks mug…I am gonna grab some dinner and a beer.

8:44pm Ernie Boch, Jr. hit the sperm lottery. COME ON DOWN

8:45pm GET YOUR WAR ON SON

8:46pm Beatty was against the war…STOP LAUGHING AT ME SENATOR! OH SHIT! Beatty just said  Kerry has blood on his hands for 500 Massachusetts servicemen casualties…

8:46pm The BOTOX injections in Kerry’s head are leaking.

8:47pm BACK TO THE FUTURE – RD SAAALAMI

8:47pm Jeff Beatty needs a surge in the fucking polls.

8:48pm John Kerry breathes heavily…jesus get that checked out.

8:48pm John Kerry hates the troops…or something.  yawn

8:51 Joe The Veteran.

8:52pm Kerry: Engage.

8:53pm Beatty: John Kerry “HATES AMERICA”

8:54pm Kerry: “I LOVE AMERICA”

8:53-8:55pm Beatty: Blah blah blah under-his-breath

8:55pm Beatty: GOD BLESS THE COMMONWEALTH

8:56pm Liveshot: I AM LEADER! I AM STILL FIGHTING

8:57pm Salami: We now return you to your regularly scheduled loop of NECN programming and paid advertisements.

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