Shocking Unknown Facts About Sarah Palin

Thanks to Matt at Blackfive for uncovering these unknown facts about Sarah Palin:

Death once had a near-Sarah Palin experience

Sarah Palin paid her way through school by hunting for yeti pelts with a slingshot.

Sarah Palin knows the location of DB Cooper’s body because she threw him from the plane.

Sarah Palin’s enemies are automatically added to the Endangered Species List

Sarah Palin’s brain is three times the size of Joe Biden’s. It’s science.

Little Known Fact: Iran’s nuclear program is a response to Sarah Palin.

Little known fact: Sarah Palin killed Heath Ledger so he’d go out on a high note.

NFL teams may draft Sarah Palin, if they forfeit all their other players forever, to maintain league parity.

And my favorite:

Sarah Palin as VP increases Depends sales among scatalogically frightened Democrats. Get yours now Festus before they're out of stock.

Make no mistake that her political and professional life should be examined – just like the press should examine Sen. Obama's professional and political life sometime…anytime…any time now… – some of the press just doeesn't seem interested in correcting any of their errors about Governor Palin.

 

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