Twelve Days of Christmas the Deval Patrick Edition

The MassGOP has come out with, via press release, new lyrics to the “Twelve Days of Christmas”, highlighting Deval Patrick’s first year in office.  I’ll just give you the rundown from the twelfth day.  

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my guv’nah sent to me,

Twelve months of nothing

Eleven six-figure staffers

Ten excuses excusing

Nine hour storm commutes

Eight drapes a-hanging

Seven do-nothing commissions

Six billion proposed spending

Five weeks vacation

Four ethics probes

Three casinos

Two chiefs of staff

And a social secretary!

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