This time it ain’t Britany. Though don’t rule out an annoucement from her anytime soon.
Britany Spear’s kid sister Jamie Lynn (typical redneck name for a girl) announced that she and her longtime boyfriend are going to have a baby. The 16 year old jamie Lynn is the star of her own show named Zoey101, or something like that.
This raises a few good questions:
1.) Where the hell are the parents and why is a 16 year old girl living with her boyfriend and getting knocked up?
2.) Longtime boyfriend? How long can it be when Jamie Lynn is only 16 years old?
3.) How soon before Jamie Lynn splits from this loser and is living in a trailer park?
4.) Will she shave her head like big sister Britany?
5.) When Jamie Lynn is old enough to drive will she smash into things while drunk just like big sister Britany?
6.) Is everyone in Hollywood f*cked up?
7.) Did the Writer’s Guild strike have anything to do with this?
8.) How soon before the boyfriend has custody of the little one?
9.) Will the baby have one of those redneck double names like it’s mom or will they stick to the standard ridiculous Hollywood names like Apple, Phinneaus, Bluebell, or Heaven?
10.) How soon before auntie Britany announces her next little bundle of joy?